Time to make White Russians! You will need one of these thingies, it is some kinda boobie juicer and I get the bestest milk ever out of mine. If your mommy doesn't have one of these things, you will have to resort to using formula, but it will taste crappier. You won't notice by the 3rd or 4th one anyway.
You just need to take some vodka and Kahlua, mix together with your milk, pour into a bottle and voila, liquid happiness!
If your house has wheels and your mommy slurs her words and falls down a lot, you probably get your alcohol premixed in your milk. Lucky!
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