We Need To Get Rosetta Stone On This

Have you seen those commercials for that software that teaches you foreign languages? Well they need to make one for baby-talk because my mom is completely illiterate. Here I am trying to tell her that Timmy fell in the well and she was going on and on about the printer cart and da-da. Why couldn't she see that I had something important to say? Why?! I was even trying to get the paper out because she obviously needed it s-p-e-l-l-e-d o-u-t for her. God!