Oh hi mom, gee, weren't you working on folding laundry or something? Something involving the OTHER ROOM?!
Let's go check on it, I'll help fold. Whose your little pumpkin lumpkins huh? Come on.
See? Over here mom. Far, far away from the kitchen, nothing to see in there. Come over here by me, I might fall, whoah, like that. Did you see that? I almost fell. I'm a baby, remember? Shouldn't be left unattended and all that, or didn't you read the manual?
Why aren't you listening to me? Do you have ears?!! Come on! There's nothing to see over there so just ...
Gimme that camera, woman. Stop taking pictures already!
Aw crap, I told you to just go finish the laundry but no, you just had to see what I was getting into, didn't you?
Well if you must know, it was a surprise, for YOU. I was going to make jello-date hot cocoa and then reorganize the pantry but that's all over now missy. You can just do it yourself!
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