I've been watching the old people get their panties in a bunch over our economic freefall. Depression this, recession that, blah, blah, blah. Listen gramps, it's gonna be so simple to fix, just watch. With just a few simple tools I'll get it all back on track:
First we're going to need power tools. There is no problem a good drilling can't fix, that's what my dad always says to my mom. But then they start wrestling so I'm not sure, but anyway, let's start with that.
Then I think some styrofoam for it's insulating properties. It's going to get cold in that cardboard box so we're gonna need some protection from the elements. Dad has customized my crib with a deep layer of packing peanuts so I know how warm styrofoam can be!
Speaking of housing, you'll want to find a dumpster in a secluded area. Nothing is more annoying than being awakened by loud frat boys after last call so pick a low-traffic area.
And finally, when all else fails and you've got no hope left, try duct tape! Sure you know it's effective for taping mouths shut, but have you ever considered it's usefulness in shoring up our infrastructure and patching the holes in our souls? I know, that's cause grownups never think of nuthing good.
